(c) 2011 Magne Kolstad
Magdalena Desert
She's got her nightvision on
Dressed up to stop Katrinas
And them Honky Tonk dolls
Well she’s a one woman army
Gonna sweep the small towns
Before they even know it
They’re a hundred men down
SHE’S HUSTLIN’ HONKY TONK HUNKS
MISLEADIN’ EVERY HONKY TONK STUD
SHE'S RUBBIN’ OFF THEIR RODEO MUD
TO TAP THEIR HONKY TONK BLOOD OH YEAH
Once she stopped in Alberquerque
To make her Humvee feel right
Them Air Force gunmen
Still remember the fight
She dropped her hip mass weapon
In a desert cyclone
Now they’re through messin’
With this local Borg drone
SHE’S HUSTLIN’ HONKY TONK HUNKS
MISLEADIN’ EVERY HONKY TONK STUD
SHE'S RUBBIN’ OFF THEIR RODEO MUD
TO TAP THEIR HONKY TONK BLOOD OH YEAH
Trained in Oklahoma for a Desert Storm
She hunts’em down in Texas on the Rodeos
Ropin’ bulls for breakfast in the Vegas sun
And in the evening she’s out there ropin’em
Just for fun
(Instrumental break)
One night in Oklahoma
A fella had the rope ‘round his neck
She had him in a scoreline
It scared him plain stiff
She pulled a knife and cut the wire
And put him on the fire to roast
Now he’s an out of stock farmer
Feelin’ like a French toast
SHE’S HUSTLIN’ HONKY TONK HUNKS
MISLEADIN’ EVERY HONKY TONK STUD
SHE'S RUBBIN’ OFF THEIR RODEO MUD
TO TAP THEIR HONKY TONK BLOOD OH YEAH
YEAH ALL THE HONKY TONK HUNKS
SHARE THEIR HONKY TONK BLOOD
WITH HER
Magdalena Desert
Got her nightvision on
Dressed up to stop Katrinas
And them Honky Tonk dolls
Well she’s a one woman army
Gonna sweep up these towns
Before they know it
They’re a hundred men down
SHE’S HUSTLIN’ HONKY TONK HUNKS
MISLEADIN’ EVERY HONKY TONK STUD
AND THEY’RE SCRUBBIN’ OFF RODEO GRIND MUD
TO DANCE ANOTHER HONKY TONK SONG
WITH HER
Once she stopped in Alberquerque
To make her Humvee feel right
Them Air Force gunmen
Still remember the fight
She dropped her hip mass weapon
In a desert cyclone
Now they’re through messin’
With the local Borg drones
Repeat Chorus
Trained in Oklahoma for a Desert Storm
She hunts’em down in Texas on the Rodeos
Ropin’ bulls for breakfast in the Vegas sun
And in the evening she’s out there ropin’
The studs for fun
(Instrumental break)
One night in Oklahoma
A guy had the rope ‘round his neck
She had him in a scoreline
And it scared him plain stiff
She pulled a knife and cut the wire
Put him on the fire to roast
Now he’s an out of stock farmer
Feelin’ like a french toast
Repeat Chorus
SHE’S HUSTLIN’ HONKY TONK HUNKS
TO DANCE ANOTHER HONKY TONK SONG
WITH HER
